This true story is not true, it happened to me! The guy was taking care of this a long time girlfriend, drove to restaurants, gift gifts but she was unavailable. As usual posidev drunk in a restaurant and little-mood was more of the passion seems sgovorchivoe alcohol have a greater reassign them after the fair razgovoov Families such passion that they did not know as soon as possible and it does not matter where-have come to someone's yard, then in what in podezdpotom a half-dark, he sharply nagnul it forward himself at the rear pristroilsya Nori in cement in the midst, he lost his balance and grabbed for that type of rope hanging from above or tubes suddenly started to shake them both but not the orgasm of a powerful electrical discharges, and they already account lost time and could not pull them razedenitsyakogda and he stood von ochnulsyat and he saw that his shirt and pants to shit and she yelled at him. Since then, they have not seen. Apparently direct colon worked!

Hello, naked baba! I would touch твои boobs, would beat you to kick, lick would tvoju bull. But you only on the screen and you get to the impossible. Here you look at me, so pohotlivym sight, but a member of my long face and feel like you prisunut. Well, why should I have included porn? Now, I am a member and glazhu. On the screen, you then gently suck whose member, which would no vylezt of telecom and take on my mouth. In life it is not so, naked baba just takes you in the mouth. A pity ... Now glotnu perematayu cockpit and the part where you are on the other baba kuvyrkaeshsya in the bathroom. There will be races as a scene where you dryuchat in pants. Twohy ass appears on the screen and all I tykayu member to the screen, but you are not fried so, because I trahayu TV, but not you. You GDI this fat, bearded guy, and he went smiles and slaps you on the kick. Here is a freak. The next scene is when you fuck muzhichkov three at once. I would have lost all of that would be one of them, but instead I am sitting quietly and podrachivayu a member, I glazhu their eggs, so good to me, but I would be better if I did this with you. Not from where I am, this cassette with porn? Perhaps it from friends who gave it to me. Why is it so received with me?

Oh, naked baba, I may love you, I just want you, I want terribly. Your boobs melkayu on the screen is a stroke them. Uh ... Beer is finished ... all two liters. Oh ... you know cool the body. You have a lot more boobs than with my class, so they have boobs and it really does not. The members of my napryagsya so that hurt me a little bit, but it is even pleased, I still podrachivat a member. I want to finish. Very much like to finish in the naked baba. I am closing your eyes and imagine how trahayu it. Now would be a naked baba fuck. I wonder where we should go the record, that would be removed in such films? Oh, I wish very kissing on the screen. I would then be watching movies with his involvement, and would wanker. Uh ... member of my napryagsya and I breathed the flow of sperm directly on the screen.

-- What are you doing?

-- Mom? What are you doing here? Y. .. I watch TV here.

-- from where you got his cassette?

Do not be able to understand why men and women are so different attitudes to sex. Venus, Mars - never floodplain: Why do men's decisions and the perception of things is through intelligence, and the women - through the heart? Everything happened as follows. One evening last week, putting to bed with his wife, it tried to "accessible", but after a pair of failed attempts heard: -- You know, I do not хочеться. Just Obnimi me. -- WHY??

At this point it ongoing most terrible phrase which could hear a man of his beloved wife: -- Well, the truth, dear. I think you just can not understand my women's emotional needs.

In other words, on that night we did not get, and we just fell asleep.

The next day we went to a known place, which I call the GMZ (gigantic place procurement).

We walked in different divisions, it primeryala three horribly expensive evening dress, but could not decide which is better suited to it. I am advised to take all three.

Then she went to seek shoes, suitable for these dresses, and I have proposed a one pair of each dress.

On the way to the cash register, we found the jewelry department, and she chose a pair of earrings with diamonds.

You know: not long ago, I saw her in such a proceeding commenced. Apparently, she decided that I svihnulsya. She asked what I think about the tennis bracelet? But I know something excellent, in that she lives not kept in the hands of tennis rackets! But here again, I agreed.

It just radiating from its perepolnyavshih chuvtstv, her gratitude was physically sexual. We had seen her smiling face when she progovorila: -- Well, dear, it seems that's all. We can go to the cashier.

With calmness, I assumed she replied: -- No, dear, I do not want to:

Do you know what is meant by "not a person"?

The whole range of emotions - just grief, shock, hatred - both played on the face of my beloved. -- Well, the truth, dear. I want you to just embraced me and everything.

And when it was already ready to pounce on me and break into small pieces, I added: -- It seems to me that you just can not understand my male financial opportunities.

So until about 2008, I do not sex shines.