Redtube - provincial show in the range of vhf

The small outback town of Vologda, hospitable took me on the occasion of a two-week trip, was one of the centers of the metallurgical industry. It is a fact and not forced to settle in the central hotel, and rent an apartment in a small cottage twenty kilometers from the city in the village with strange and cheerful name Malechkino. The rest of the building for all time, none of my stay has not appeared, therefore, calculated with the owners for two weeks in advance, I actually entered into, albeit temporary, but still full possession of all nezamyslovatym architectural structure, along a small garden plot. Blueteen links - at the dacha. In the morning, podezzhaya to the city, I saw red clubs dymnogo chad, extends over the giants of local industry, and is already going with this, how would quickly go back to relatively clean air oasis of forest.

Evenings, for lack of other classes, I disassemble, issued the day files, so even steeper handle old receiver, stood in the corner of the living room. To my delight, the receiver had the VHF band, and after I stuck in the slot for a piece of wire antenna, to work very, very tolerably. Once far beyond midnight, I was in the wake of local music radio station, with funny erotic name of a mixture of words and sperm transvestit.

Yet it is likely to occur from the verb and in this case is a classic option mixes English with Vologda. In that night sounded channel, called no more, no less, as Eroticheskoe show. Driven by the name of Diana with a pronounced emphasis provincial desperately tried to emulate the capital's popular celebrities, even slightly pohripyvala. All this seemed very funny. Local Don Juans staged a fairly sluggish attack on the studio phone, because communication in a live broadcast was not booming. The leading clearly to delay communicating with another subscriber, that, obviously, said the lack of calls to the studio.

But the night clearly did not intend to town sinking into sleep. Social composition was specific callers, but probably typical for this area, and this time of day. Actively entertain night guards, stalevary, chemical industry workers, slightly ladies to be in the wind, apparently returning from entertainment activities, and do not satisfy their passion to the fullest. At the time, I had postponed their paper and acid found in the chest in the crystal glass of good konyachku, providently provisions me in case road just before the departure. Talks on the air to amuse. Topics, the essence of which could be wordedlike this: what, indeed, can the man if he happened to get off sexual simultaneously with several representatives attractive opposite sex? In principle, it is interesting.

However, callers tupost listeners just five. Any attempt to lead even as it set them on the path of erotic talk, most of them met bulletproof proletarian style of communication. Amateurcurves - cruel intentions. Eventually, I failed. Taking into the hands resting on the stack old phone, I dialed numbers, which echoed in the air for several times in a row. Tube lifted almost immediately. - Radio - has already delivered a familiar voice. - Good Night - I replied. - I want to share with you my beloved idea of erotic games.

- Wa-Au - kvaknuli in the tube. - And, perhaps, and play right now? - Why not - I agreed. - Well, - responded tube. - After a minute, you will live. Of the receiver for some time to distribute something bravura, having no direct say, explicit erotic connotation, but soon had already delivered a familiar voice to whisper: just interesting to us to call a young man who wishes to tell something amusing. So, prepare pens or pencils and prepare to record. - Slushaem you. Please imagine - again expected tube. - Sigismund - I humbly made. Now my voice was heard even from the radio.- It's great - amaze radio.

- And where are the people live with such exotic names? - At the present time - in Malechkino, in a separate cottage. - Wow! - Enthusiastically propel voice from the speaker. - And what you do there? - I have here three charming lady away - I eye. - And we are playing in my favourite erotic game, which is precisely suited to the occasion one to three. However, more than girls, the play becomes more interesting. The rules are simple. - Attention all radio! - Leading zarychala mysterious. - Now you open up an important secret. Get ready to burn. - The original position for the game is such - I continued. - Vodyaschy, at the moment - that's me, falls on a sofa nonagenari below the belt. In the room of absorbing light, head Guidelines closed pillow. - Do not zadohnetes? - Diana asked. - Well feel - I replied. By easily and freely. At home I often played really it is for these rules in those days when I holostyatsky flame fly several charming butterflies. - And what's next? - Voice on the air clearly shown impatience.